~The Grand Lodge Officer~
Years back, after the first introduction of Random Breath Testing, the police officers of a small country town had to show the community that the DUI Task Force was working.
They decided they would stake out a local Masonic Lodge.
As the night wore on, eventually a Mason slowly came down the stairs and got into his car.
The moment he started the engine the two officers approached him and asked to "blow into the tester".
He did of course, but to the amazement of the officers, it proved negative. Fearing a faulty tester, they tried again, with the same results. Sure of a possible conviction they then escorted him the the police station to do a blood test, with it also proving negative. Being upset with this, they then asked him what had gone on and what he had done that evening, to which he answered,
Well..."The Grand Master was there, the Grand Secretary was there, the Grand Stewards were there and we all had a great time,
as to my job,
I was the Grand Decoy!
~Of course, no alcohol is ever allowed on any Masonic Lodge property~